Wednesday, August 30, 2006

FUN ! xD

Time really flies when school is out =)

Stress free, completely relaxed... I even had time to relax in the bathroom for like an hour...

xD

Was in a CHALET from Friday to Saturday! It was pretty fun, albeit the lack of space to jump around and the pool to splash in =D

so...we jumped in the house! haha!

there's this megaloith freaking scary game called "Seven Sins" which is a board game with freaking difficult trivia and pornographically horrid forfeits...

i.e. : "Pretend that the doorknob is a **** and give it a **** ***"
or
"Strip to your underwear and run around the room like a mad man"

sheesh! It made "Truth or Dare" seem like child's play...

haha.. it was still fun anywayz. NO GIRLS. completely xD


We had two dinners of mushroom steamboats which was filled with more vegetables then anything else - including soup. (which incidentally, Timothy says that IT IS TOO SALTY, when by right, IT IS TOO BLEND)

really! overly health-conscious people gotta get a grip on reality! Whatever for lose one of the life's greatest enjoyment for a few years in hell? (in which i refer to earth)

lol.


Ok den. Now comes a VERY irritating person who SPOILS the entire chalet.
VERY VERY VERY irritating person.

I do NOT know why Ezekiel didi had to bring him along.
I do NOT know what attracts Ezekiel to him
and
I do NOT know what is his problem with AJs.

Firstly, he is homophobic (Homophobic is defined as a person who resents, hates or fears homosexuals).

Apparantly, according to Ezekiel, he was trying to HOLD BACK his hatred.
But still, the comments he made were pretty snide and insulting.

He thinks ALL AJs are predisposed to be effeminate, so when he first met me, he presumed me and Dominic were straight (fortunately), but got a pretty rude shock when he realized that we were TOGETHER.

haha.

Anywayz. some irritating comments he made were :

1) What happen when you all go army ah? You will bathe with us leh (already dividing the lines), you all happy right?

Reply : #!@*#( You think every single straight guy is damm worthy of our attention?
PLEASEEE LAH. 50% of the straight guys in the world look like **** and out of the other 50%, 25% are bisexual and the other 25% are attached. Do you think we care?

If we wanted to see guys bathing, we can look at ourselves in the mirror when we bathe.
Dont be so shallow minded

2) [Me : I dont go clubbing at Boat Quey area usually]
[Homophobic Asshole : Of course you wont go there. You won't be able to survive in there]

WHAT THE HELL? I wont survive in there? LOL. I don't mind taking any guy my size one on one, and I think I potray myself ALOT more straighter then many straight guys out there. I'm scared? haha. Big joke. I've been clubbing until i can memorize the whole Tanjong Pagar, Maxwell, Boat Quey and MS map at the back of my head, I'm scared?
Pleaase.. the experience you have makes you a small fry compared to me. Muahahaha.


Alot more small and irritating stuffs he said. But I shall not comment anymore because it just isnt' worthy of my blog space.


Anywayz, I went out with Dominic yesterday! =D
Brought him to a really nice restaurant with lots of highly fattening food : BUFFET STYLE.
haha... really hope that he liked it...

I felt that I have to treat him to super nice stuffs too right? Just like how sweet he is always =)

Just to reinforce my point above, I decided to drop him off at his workplace (Singapore Zoological Gardens aka ZOO). But it was too early for him. So guess wad? He bought a ticket for me to go to the ZOO! haha..
so sweet. (He can go in for free as he is a Zoo staff)

It was ultra fun.. haha! We saw bears, mongooses, snakes, ELEPHANTS, a giraffe that fell into the ditch with hungry lions watching it from the other side, giant turtles and scary hissing cockroaches!

lotsand lots of stuff! Including 2834950 varieties of monkeys! haha...

but the funniest one was the ELEPHANT show... I was amazed with...... its shit.
Yes. Its SHIT.

When *plop* a lump of shit comes up from the elephants rear, like a million fishes swarm around it to EAT SHIT!

talk about shitheads... haha


I love dominic.
Megasuperultragreatest Boyfriend in the world xD

*hugglez*

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